I hate that time of year where #flies just can't seem to get out of your face with their excitement. It's like "yeah, I get that you're a randy boi for my garbage, but can't you just buzz off and take it outside like a civilized shit-tier forager?"
@tam I'll promise them to set up some incense, candles, and then start trying to snatch them with a pair of chop-sticks, only to drown them in a jar of honey as soon as the school term is up, if only they'll settle the fuck down for the next week and change.
